I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
You got in a fight last night?
Yeah! Some dude in the bathroom...he was standing there and I notice he's got the same shirt as me on so I'm like...dude you should have called me, we look like idiots...he didn't say anything...so i got pissed and hit him...completely decimated and my hand was all bloody and covered with glass afterward...weird dude, never saw him again that night or since.
Um...Did this guy happen to look almost exactly like you?
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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