just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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