They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
home. puking in laundry basket.
I accidentally asked my mom for a blowjob because 'mom' and 'molly' are next to each other in my address book.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
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