Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
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