yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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