she looked like the bat from fern gully.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
