Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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