yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
it's like heaven, but drunker
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
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