I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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