We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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