she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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