remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
Randomize
