It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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