This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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