Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
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