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the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
I want to fling myself into the sun
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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