Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
