What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
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