win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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