This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Send help, water and tortillas.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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