I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
she looked like the before picture.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
Randomize
