Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
My life is pants optional.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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