I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
I would ride that face into the sunset
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
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