So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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