So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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