I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
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