Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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