Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
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