The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
...so i touched it.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
We have so much sex to catch up on
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
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