ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
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you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
My bed smells like the plague
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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