i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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