I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
We got so high we made milksteak
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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