Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
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