We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
you have to choose: penises or morals?
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
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