this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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