I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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