She's JV to your varsity
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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