I just made out with a guy for $7.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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