mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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