Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
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