Already got asked if we're dating
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
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