Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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