What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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