shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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