I hate your face
saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
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