mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
Randomize
