why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
i've created a new STD.
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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