I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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