i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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