took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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