I'll bet she douches with gravy.
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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