tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
So much rum. So many feels.
The struggles of a small town man whore
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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